Danny (Adam Baratta) is a struggling Los Angeles actor planning on spending the weekend with Stuart (Shane Edelman), a buddy from back east. When Stuart comes to town, he stays at his Uncle Manny’s mansion. Uncle Manny (George Wyner) is a big-shot movie producer and Danny and Stuart dare to borrow his Rolls Royce and diamond-studded Rolex and head out for a night on the town.
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Mario Bellini's (Adrien Brody) life as an undertaker may not be filled with romance, but his funeral parlor certainly sees some action: Business is booming because of a local mob war. While wise guys are being bumped off left and right, Mario is asked by crime boss Alberto (Burt Young) to hide his hit man brother Rocco (Jeff Wincott). A love quadrangle forms among Mario and Roc...
The premise is that Kari's artist boyfriend (who'd look like a low-rent Charlie Sheen, if Charlie Sheen himself didn't fit that category) can neither paint nor get it on with his ridiculously good-looking girl - until the day that he throws paint over her. Then they roll around on the canvas in ecstasy and he sells the result for loads of dosh. It's actually very funny, sending...